Thursday, June 5, 2008

Cant Sleep

This is the third night in a row.....i cant sleep. Sarah would say that my sleep cycle is off because i would stay up late then sleep all day. Can a person make themselfs nocturnal? Do people really need daylight? You know i have always been interested in Vampires. Walkers of the night. You know they say that when a Vampire bites you the sensation is better than sex.....yes people do look like they are in alot of pain when bitten by a vampire.....but........dont most virgins look alittle......in pain. Actually it is said that the person who is being bittens soul is intertwined with the biter. Maybe my mind is just telling me to become a vampire. Come to think about it i am not very fond of silver......or steaks...wooden. But i dont think i can give up garlic. No way!!! And blood doesnt taste that good......if you have ever tasted a penny then you know what blood tastes like.......and if who ever is reading this doesnt know what a penny or thier own blood tastes like then YOU ARE WAY NOT CURIOUS ENOUGH!! I almost swallowed a penny one time.....it freaked me out and i almost choked actually. I did how ever swallow the tab to a coke can........shit.............i hope that it made all the way through and its not gunna get lodged in some crazy area of my body.......I dont my tomb stone to say..........RIP James "One Coke To Many" or something funnier, that would sounded witty and sarcastic fitting with a soda pop thats right pop...theme..........Good Night!!!! Hopefully

1 comment:

MidnightSun said...

JAMES...your thinking too much your not a vampire...think about it...vampired are B.A (bad ass)....your in a cast i have never seen a vampire on crutches or have a cast.I mean not even on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and they have lots of different vampires on that show...Homosexual vampires,Ghetto Vamps and Slutty Vamps all pretty B.A and sooo this leads me to believe you could not possibly be a vampire...Once you get the cast off YES!! Total Vamp...cause James You yourself are a badass Cheer up Dude!!!!

Much Love Jamie